My Office Boyfriend
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My suitmate and I just may have stumbled across a tresure left abandonded so heartlessly in an elevator…
We may or may not have swiped it and given it a new home…(as our Office Boyfriend)
It may or may not have sparked quite a bit of afternoon amusement.
Here’s what we found…
zac a.k.a Office Boyfriend
Oh you know you’re jealous.
We may or may not have spent the next hour updating our facebook, twitter, posing for photos, and planning what to do with him. I mean we do Very Important Work so it was a struggle to find time to drag our enamored eyes from files to play kissy face. (While both our bosses were out of the office.)
Either way…here are some of the amusing conversations that followed me emailed the photos to a few friends.
Convo I
VV: My office boyfriend…
AM (my new roomie as of this weekend): WOW!!! I love it- you two are such great couple- he is cute…see if you can snag him for our place- like when people walk right in..there’s sexy Zac..or if one of us feels lonely- we’ll take him to bed with us…ha,ha..
Convo II
VV: My new office fling….
SW: Is that the High School Musical kid?
VV: Yeah. He was abandoned on the elevator and in need of a home…so we decided to help. It’s provided quite a bit of amusement over the past 2 hours.
SW: I bet. But he obviously wanes in his pleasure providing, since someone else ditched him after their few hours of entertainment. I’ll take him after that. I can call some of the warehouse guys gay when they look at him.
VV: You’ll have to get in line…
My suitemate wants him to attend all office functions…
AM wants him to move in…
DF’s daughter would give him the “World’s Best Dad” award if he brought Zac home…
We’ll have to see where the dust settles.
SW: Okay. I’ll save offending gays until the end. I have a big Alex the lion from Madagascar poster we could trade….
VV: Cutout for a poster…?
Hottie Zac Efron for a wacky lion who was given voice by Ben Stiller?
No thanks. You can keep your poster.
SW: Damn. I was hoping you’d always secretly lusted after a cartoon lion. Back to square one…
VV: The only cartoon I’ve ever lusted after was Wolverine…all due to a Xbox game.
Don’t judge. You never saw how quickly he could regenerate.